*Aaron shuts off the movie*
Ryan Comerford "Awww you cut it off right at the climax!"
Dan Herrick "I heard that Ryan Comerford CRYmaxes."
Lady dying in "Snakes On A Plane:" "They offered me early retirement, but no, I had to have one more go around."
Single Mother in "Snakes:" "But you had a reason, you saved my baby!"
Norm: "You selfish bitch!"
NERD! NERD! NERD! NERD!
"To all of you who went to the China Buffet; Yes, it was me that plugged the toilet. I flushed it three times, nothing. . . True Story: I once pooped so hard I passed out." Aaron Burkhart
"Okay guys. . . one of my goals for this trip was to get a chant of "Burk-fart" going" -Dan Herrick.
BURK-FART BURK-FART BURK-FART
*Getting back on the bus* "I literally just passed an incredible amount of gas." Aaron Burkhart
"His goal this trip is to constantly remind me that I was fat."
"Fun fact: I was once impregnated by a spider, true story."
"I don't even trust boobs."
Aaron Burkhart
"I don't even have a cherry yet."
"There's a hole in my butt. . . lemme see . . ."
"Victor, you're choking me!"
Emily Dyer
"So what he just said is that he once dragged a peeing 14 year old girl through a house by her arms." Dan Herrick.
"Well, that IS technically true," Aaron
Dan: "Our sponsors today are Cialis, and *unintelligible* But remember, never mix them!"
Ryan "Oooohhh. Too late!"
Me: "Well that explains the Crymaxing."
Aaron: "If you look to your left you'll see a Wendy's; Fun Fact: I once dated a girl named Wendy."
Ryan: "Did you get her Frosty?"
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